Where's Auvache?

Is he buried in a forgotten field somewhere?

 

I seem to remember a post saying he's going on hols for 5 weeks.

 

And stick the old sod on the top of it.

 

FFS, he said he was off to Jamaica on the 7th, on his hols.

 

And make sure you do it quickly because the price is going up by 27%
(£42 to £53 IIRC) very soon so I think there will be a mad rush to avoid
the price rise.

Be very careful to get a compatible photograph that meets the new
parameters they require. I can recommend the special "check and send"
service that the post office do. It costs £7 but they very carefully
check your photos and verify your documents and application. It also
potentially saves you a week because they do some of the checks and
process the payment that the passport office would normally do.

Mine went in for renewal today - I just hope it gets back by 24 December
2005 or else I'm not off on an aeroplane to distant lands. And yes I do
know they say "don't book any travel if you're waiting for a first
passport or a renewal".

 

He's done this before - he disappeared for months and got something
resembling a life. He's lived for 3½ centuries so I think we can take
it as read that he knows how to look after himself.

 

So long as nobody cuts his head off...

 

Whinging Courier says...

Last time I had a shag I disappeared from the group for 5 minutes.

 

<snip bit>

If he found a shag as a teenager he would disappear from pub life for a
while - until shag came to her (its?) senses usually.

 

fotoman says...

It's fucking awful having someone on-group who knows you of old. I fear
the day a couple of guys who post here decide to tell of my distant and
highly dubious past.

 

http://www.angryalien.com/0905/highlanderbuns.asp

And yes, I know it's a ginge.[/QUOTE]

You want bunnyrabbits? Check this lot:

http://www.myspace.com/ziggybarlust

 

Heh, saw the trailer for that fucking thing on C4, tonight. I seem to
recall Rhys Ifans was the only decent thing about it.

 

*snigger*

So long as I can come along and inhale, deeply.

 

Christ, you did it twice?

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk...e0e6f4?q=jamaica&rnum=2&#doc_cb98b78c47e0e6f4


--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

LOL. Yeah, it always lasts longer second time round.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Paul Corfield amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

I'm getting a form today. If I can find a photo machine I'll be doing
that today as well.

What new parameters?

Does the "not too dark, no sunglasses" thing not apply any more then?

 

You couldn't sleep either then

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

[passport]

Seconded - used last time I renewed and I had a new passport in my
hand on 5 days later.

 

<rummages for phone> Oh, yes.