Where's Auvache?

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

<Terrible Admission Mode>

I quite liked it, apart from Julia Roberts [1] ... Tim McInnery's good
in it [2], as is that bloke who was in "Thin Blue Line" as PC Goody, and
the "date dressed up as an interview with Horse & Hound" sequence fair
tickled me too.
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Just been watching it. I liked it too - including Julia Roberts.
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My problem with her is that a) I don't find her attractive in the
slightest and b) I think she's incapable of acting her way out of a wet
paper bag.
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How, exactly, would one act one's way out of a paper bag then?

And I warn you, any mention of "mime" and things will go very hard with
you.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
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MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:30:10 -0000, Colin Irvine said ...

<Terrible Admission Mode>

I quite liked it, apart from Julia Roberts [1] ... Tim McInnery's good
in it [2], as is that bloke who was in "Thin Blue Line" as PC Goody, and
the "date dressed up as an interview with Horse & Hound" sequence fair
tickled me too.

Just been watching it. I liked it too - including Julia Roberts.
Click to expand...

My problem with her is that a) I don't find her attractive in the
slightest and b) I think she's incapable of acting her way out of a wet
paper bag.
Click to expand...

How, exactly, would one act one's way out of a paper bag then?

And I warn you, any mention of "mime" and things will go very hard with
you.
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"And the award for 'Acting his way out of a paper bag' goes to ...."

"Rustle Crowe"
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Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:30:10 -0000, Colin Irvine said ...

<Terrible Admission Mode>

I quite liked it, apart from Julia Roberts [1] ... Tim McInnery's good
in it [2], as is that bloke who was in "Thin Blue Line" as PC Goody, and
the "date dressed up as an interview with Horse & Hound" sequence fair
tickled me too.

Just been watching it. I liked it too - including Julia Roberts.

My problem with her is that a) I don't find her attractive in the
slightest and b) I think she's incapable of acting her way out of a wet
paper bag.
Click to expand...

How, exactly, would one act one's way out of a paper bag then?
And I warn you, any mention of "mime" and things will go very hard
with
you.
Click to expand...

"And the award for 'Acting his way out of a paper bag' goes to ...."

"Rustle Crowe"
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YOU! Yes, you laddie!

Coat, out. Now.

Go on!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
<> typed

On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:30:10 -0000, Colin Irvine said ...

<Terrible Admission Mode>

I quite liked it, apart from Julia Roberts [1] ... Tim McInnery's good
in it [2], as is that bloke who was in "Thin Blue Line" as PC Goody, and
the "date dressed up as an interview with Horse & Hound" sequence fair
tickled me too.

Just been watching it. I liked it too - including Julia Roberts.

My problem with her is that a) I don't find her attractive in the
slightest and b) I think she's incapable of acting her way out of a wet
paper bag.

How, exactly, would one act one's way out of a paper bag then?
And I warn you, any mention of "mime" and things will go very hard
with
you.
Click to expand...

"And the award for 'Acting his way out of a paper bag' goes to ...."

"Rustle Crowe"
Click to expand...

YOU! Yes, you laddie!

Coat, out. Now.

Go on!
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<small voice>
Can I come back yet?
</sv>

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

<small voice>
Can I come back yet?
</sv>
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When you're really sorry, then you can come back.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

When you're really sorry, then you can come back.
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<mumble>ry

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

<mumble>ry
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Speak up! We can't hear you!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

Speak up! We can't hear you!
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<mumble>RYY

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

<mumble>RYY
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Right, that's it. I've had enough of your nonsense.

Come over here and drop your shorts.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

Right, that's it. I've had enough of your nonsense.

Come over here and drop your shorts.
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Er, no. It's OK thanks. I think I'll stay out here, I'm getting used to
the cold. Sorry to bother you.

<walks away *slightly* above normal speed>

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

Er, no. It's OK thanks. I think I'll stay out here, I'm getting used to
the cold. Sorry to bother you.

<walks away *slightly* above normal speed>
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<rattles packet of Werther's Originals>

I've got a puppy!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

<rattles packet of Werther's Originals>

I've got a puppy!
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<runs back>

Work in progress · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH
<> typed

<rattles packet of Werther's Originals>

I've got a puppy!
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I've never heard it called that before.

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

I've never heard it called that before.
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Yes you have.

Want a stroke?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

Work in progress · Nov 21, 2005

Yes you have.
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I'd tried to block that particular memory.

Want a stroke?
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Has it got a cold wet dribbly nose?

Wicked Uncle Nigel · Nov 21, 2005

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

I'd tried to block that particular memory.

Has it got a cold wet dribbly nose?
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Not... AHHHHH!

Yes.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Wicked said:

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

Not... AHHHHH!

Yes.
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If you're busy with his puppy can I have the sweeties?

Work in progress · Nov 21, 2005

If you're busy with his puppy can I have the sweeties?
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You're welcome - remember they've been in his pocket.

MikeH · Nov 21, 2005

Work said:

You're welcome - remember they've been in his pocket.
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Mmm. Fluff 'n stuff. Maybe I'll just stroke them.

steve auvache · Nov 23, 2005

Ferger wrote

BGN secured a place in history by writing:

I thought he was on hols in the Carribeam somewhere?
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I was.

I is back now.

Skint, sober, suntanned and really rather satisfied by the whole event.

Iree mon.

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