Where's Auvache?

BGN wrote

You would have loved "Bend Down" Market

 

Lozzo wrote

I had a brief interlude of that with photoman. He seemed to know an
awful lot about me that I couldn't remember. Weird it was

 

So, not dead, then?

 

Beelzebub wrote

2 actually. Debbie from little rock and jennifer from colorado

and I got a very good exchange rate, which was a bonus.

 

platypus wrote

Far from it. I haven't rocked this much in years. Although Monday's
game of beach volleyball got a bit nasty when we decided that as we were
losing 5 games to nil it was time to turn it into a contact sport.

 

Playing against the girls?

 

platypus wrote

Dutch wimmin seem to like going topless. Nothing else to add really.

 

Nothing changed then, 'cept the tan.

Welcome back.

 

Molly wrote

To be honest I am a bit disappointed with me tan. That is seriously
fierce fucking stuff that tropical sunshine and if you let it's focus
stay in one place too long it hurts so you have to keep moving and the
whole island is simply awash with shady trees. Interesting little
footnote, you could tell which part of the sky the sun was in by which
side of the bar was empty.

I've never truly been away.

 

There's usenet access on Caribbean Islands?

<fx:remembers old joke about geeky castaway meeting gorgeous
blonde - "you mean I can check my e-mail?">

 

heh.

I remember asking a driver in Malta which side of the road do they drive on.
He said "the shade".

 

Salad Dodger wrote

It does that and mail and bits of stuff all on it's own.

 

The Doctor qualifies in two and a half years' time, and - trust me on
this - they aren't bad. Small, but perfectly formed.

 

The Older Gentleman said...

There was a story on the radio today about a 16 year old girl who had
breast reduction surgery, because she was bullied over the size of them.

She was a size 36 K !!

Flubba Flubba.

 

Is that the sound they make as you pick them up off the floor?

 

I wouldn't mind going on some of their Long Haul tours (Saga's LH
brand is called "Travellers World") as some of them are stunning. They
don't treat wrinklies like old farts and the itineraries are very
demanding. Their Peru tour (Land of the Incas) is the most demanding
tour on sale to the UK market, even places like Titan Tours who do any
age wont touch it.

Very rewarding, IMHO.

Their New Zealand tour (A month long) is fab and I would love to do
their South African "World In One Country" one day.

 

wessie said...

How much do geriatrics fetch on eBay nowadays, not that I want one
weeing everywhere?

 

Bit of a challenge with the old zimmer frame ...

 

"Lozzo not taking the piss" shock horror

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman amazed us all with this pearl
of wisdom:

I agree. Without trying to sound patronising, there are women out there
with great bodies for their age and the plus side is that most of them
will have kids that will be leaving home soon, if they've not already
left.