Where's Auvache?

Bad recovery. Do try harder next time.

 

Having lived in Germany and got used to the saunas in the Black Forest,
FKK lakes and holidays I can only concur.

 

I think the technical term is called "digging a hole"

 

.... and I'm sure she'd be delighted to find out that they're being
discussed on ukrm.

<fx: prints post, files in "Blackmail Material" folder>

 

If you think 60 year olds are looking fit, it says more about your age
than it does about their fitness. Let's face it, some of them barely
old enough to be your mother.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

On the morning of my wedding, my M-i-L hoovered the lawn so that it was
tidy for the "before" photos.

--
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public toilet with the lid closed.

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I'm not going to slow down. (Much)

I ride my FJ12
I ski but not snow board.
I must try to learn the guitar, I have two nice ones, maybe next years
challenge. I now believe I must have lessons and not try to learn from a
book.
I have a push bike I use but stay away from mountains.
SCUBA dive, both pond and sea.
Shoot pistol, rifle and shotgun.
Not bad with the bow and arrows.

But I know friends a lot younger than me who are "older" by far.

 

# "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now"

--
Nick Brooks

2001 SV650
2005 GN125 ('till test passed)
1960 SWB SII Landrover
1974 Mercedes Hanomag Camper Van
1997 Golf VR6
Combined vehicle age 88

 

Champ wrote

Yeah but. It is one of those "them who does do and them who doesn't
don't" type of things. I sort of agree but at the same time there are
an awful lot of my generation (and older) who sit just sit and get fat.
It might be more to do with us being up and bopping not simply because
more of us do it but because more of us are alive to do it.

 

Yep, she was in the Metro yesterday. Post-Op unfortunately

P.

 

My mum ran a large 'home for the aged' and the a couple of the old
dears would walk back and fro from the main lounge to the dining room,
accosting anyone they passed like some land bound mariners. It made
going to see her in the office a game of dodge the zimmer frames.

This is how Grandma was, my aunt and cousins bore the brunt of
arranging home helps and negotiating the various systems, it's not
easy.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

*Waves*

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Champ wrote

Snot just humans either. From a recent conversation regarding dolphins:

Me "So, given they can just **** off any time they want, what is it that
keeps them here then?"

Him "25-30 pounds of free fish a day. Look at them, they are fat and
lazy compared to their cousins in the bay."

 

Bastard.

 

ogden said...

The oldest woman I have bedded would be 62 now. I haven't seen her since
she was about 50, and she looked well fit then.

 

said...

Why unfortunately? I think over-large breasts look ridiculous.

 

Yukk. My worst was only ten years older than me, when I was 32. But
she was at the same time as I was screwing a 16-y-o, so it sort of
evened itself out.

Then I got married again...

She'll look like your mother now.

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More than a mouthful is a waste. More than a handful is just gross.

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When she's 62 I'll be 69, so I suspect my likes and dislikes may have
moved on a bit. But accepting that is not the same as thinking that
someone nearly 20 years my senior should be found attractive _now_.

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I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that she earns somewhat
more than me, has good prospects for future promotion (she's currently
global head of market research) and will be earning for some seven
years longer than me.

So I suspect I'll be finding her more and more attractive as the years
go on. ;-)

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