which one to sell

My wife wants me to sell my Diversion and buy a Harley , should I do it or
should I sell the wife

 

Wife.

 

Rent her out, and then you can afford to run both.

Unless she's a ginger or a munter, of course.

 

http://minilien.fr/a0jzm2

 

Get her a Harley if she wants it that bad. Keep the motorcycle
for yourself.

 

Don't sell her - that'll only pass on the misery. She's obviously
demented beyond repair, so removing her feeding tube is the only kind
thing to do.

 

Tell her if she wants one, to go and buy one her self.

 

What does your boyfriend say?

 

LOL

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Put up a pic of the wife and let us all decide, we can have a vote.

Alan

 

I remember a reference to a single-shot pistol which was really only any use
for topping yourself. It was known as a "Wednesday Night Special"...