<2.5 years ago> Wife : We need 2-seater and 3-seater sofa. Me : OK Wife : I like this one. Me : It's white and we've got a 2 year old. Wife : It's OK, it's got washable covers, it will be ideal for us. <2.4 years ago> Wife : I am bloody sick of washing those sodding sofa covers every five fucking minutes. We should have got a leather sofa. <2 weeks ago> Wife : Y'know just before Christmas is often a good time to buy new furniture. <Now> Me : I'll see if anybody on ukrm wants a 2-seater and 3-seater sofa with washable covers, shall I? They're in Northumberland and a bit too heavy to post. My wife isn't washing them again before the new furniture arrives, so they'll need a wash when you get them. They're in perfect condition except that one of the legs on the two seater doesn't have a screw hole, it would be easily fixed by somebody with a drill and more patience that I've got for fucking about with furniture, or it will work fine if you just prop the leg underneath. We've got some matching cushion covers and curtains (2.5m drop x 1m width per curtain) which will be thrown in if you wish. Anybody? Photos on request. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear ^^^^^ *cough* Well, I've had one today; now it's your turn. -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
You've sat on them, Porl's slept on them, we're not even going to go into what I've done on them. Scrape these babies down, stick the contents in a test-tube and you could conjure up the perfect[1] ukrmer. [1] For very, very, very low values of "perfect". -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
