Why do people eat?

You can see them doing it every day. Sitting in food courts in shopping
centres, cafes and restaurants with blank looks on their faces and their
jaws moving up and down. And then, after all that effort they just go and
sit on the toilet and pooh it all out.

 

I give up~! Why do they eat?

 

Because if you are not full of food you cannot be full of shite

 

asking questions like this make it seem asif you've come across very good
quality hydros

 

you heartless bastard! if it wasn't feeling 'no' pain then it must
have been feeling some pain!

 

Mmmmm. But so long as it doesn't show, who's to know? The concept of a
grapefruit that shrieks every time you take a bite, now that'd make going
into the fruit section of the supermarket like walking through the pet shop
and picking out the sweetest little sausage dog.

Now. I want to know is this the right time of year to prune plum trees?

Pete, wintergardener

 

Physics isn't fair
Is a tree as a rocking horse
An ambition fulfilled
And is the sawdust jealous?
I worry about these things

I pity inanimate objects
I pity inanimate objects

(Godley & Creme)

HR

 

lol yeah i want what he's on

 

That's deep.

 

If you don't eat, you don't shite

If you don't shite, you die!

veritas

 

Well, you can find the answer to this very simple question if you go
to school. So go to school and learn, then find out the answer in the
same way that most of us here did k?

Kenny L.

 

Thanks Mr Rudd you've saved me, over 35 years I've tried every constipation
treatment/remedy on the market except actually eating.

Pat
Brisbane, Australia
http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~mangey/

 

ROFL!

 

Quite a few people seem to eat so they can process the food and then
distribute the result on ausmoto.

 

as long as you don include fitting.

 

You can see them doing it every day. Sitting in food courts in shopping

I was thinking FOX.