Why is UKRM more active than Reeky?

If I was in London, I would leave the motorbike parked and take the
Tube to
cultural sites until I overdosed on them.

However, there is far more to enjoying life than looking at statues
with pigeon shit on them, or looking at a paintings of British kings
who were really queens.

Like I said before, for $5.00 USD, I can ride my motorbike and enjoy
this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Forest

I have a free lifetime pass to all national parks in the USA, so it
costs me nothing to get in.

Afterwards, I can stop at Burger King and have two double
cheeseburgers and a senior citizen coke for $2.46.

Such a deal. And the illegal alien cooking my meal just adds to the
ambiance, like a Paki or Hindoo in London would...

 

There was one of those monstrosities parked in front of our office
today.

Black, with white-wall tyres, one of those
SoftFatHeritageSpringBobtail things.

Fair enough, but this had fringed leather saddle and saddlebags,
together with leather tassles on the bars, and leather fringes on the
foot boards. Truly hideous. Not very practiclal in the UK in November,
either.

 

The only forums I read are ones that are exposed as RSS feeds.

 

And it's another cliche' that Brits invariably act condesending, even
when they're making it all up as they go along. (He's Canadian.)

BTW: rumor to the contrary; "Canadian" isn't a synonym for "North
Dakotan". Canadians have their very own little country up there; even
if it *is* mostly composed of snow, beer, hosers, and pine trees.

I hear they're even going to install a traffic light in Toronto real
soon now!

 

Yes, but rarely anything that a good antibiotic can't handle.

 

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KrustyUS morphs again.

 

heh. Nice.

True. Could be worse though. Try living in Ireland for even worse
rainfall induced grumpiness.

Paul.

 

Pretty much.

Paul.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_&_Doug_McKenzie

SQ

 

Say a what. 1p a mile for clothing ? Only if you're shopping at
Lidl ..

Paul.

 

<fx: tips hat>

Much obliged.

 

You forgot to mention tundra (a kind of stony, barren arctic desert)
and maple trees.

SQ

 

I was behind one today on the A1 North. He was giving it a fair amount
of stick (like over 100MPH), and I was a bit surprised.

He was chastened by a pearler of a lane 1 overtake when I saw an
opportunity that was just too good to miss ...

Paul.

 

You've just described the kind of bike I like. With true style and
character. Not like them new-fangled space-age looking sportbikes.

SQ

 

Most of the BHaLC aren't. But let's face it, if you're not
argumentive, or hold (and are willing to defend) a polarised view,
then there's little point posting to UKRM.

In terms of flaming/conflict it's not a patch on what it was though.

Maybe i'm confusing 'having an opinion' with being grumpy

Paul.

 

And completely[1] unique, right?

Haha.

[1] Yes, I know, but this is a septic after all.

 

Tundra, yes, but Maple teees?

I thought you'd already boiled 'em all down into syrup and shipped 'em
south.

 

Ah, good, I'm glad you cleared that up. I'm not a member of the BHaLC.

 

Some of us even laughed when we were stood outside a German police
station waiting to be taxed for naughty riding.

There weren't too many smiles when they first nicked us and took our
keys and reg. documents though..