Wibble Wobble Guzzi on a Plate

Yes it has misted up once, can't remember if it was the fully enclosed
housing or the vented one though. I haven't used it much in anger yet,
only played with it.

 

I see you use KC motorcycles then?

 

you mean TRX, rather than TDM, I think. That's a good while back - I'm
a lot slower and more considerate to other road users these days.

 

and they weren't Armageddon pipes - they were Remus.

 

The one that sounded like the end of the world approaching with all four
of the horsemen at full gallop. The screams of the commuters cut short as
they were severed and pierced by the swords and arrows of the red and
white horsemen. Leaving a trail of car alarms wailing, chirping and
beeping in your wake. Cardiac arrests in the elderly. The dead rising
from their graves clutching their rotted and parchment like ears mumbling
zombie like "What the ****!?" as they shamble around confused by the
noise. The consternation of the nation as military seismic sensors detect
a nuclear first strike on Embankment and launch a salvo at Russia.

TRX eh? Sounds about right but slower and considerate? What's all that
about?

 

thing is, if you thought that bike was loud, you'd have been "mildly
surprised" at how loud mt R30 was.

old age and infirmity.

 

Sneaky bugger that one. I'd worry about my hair going grey if it wasn't
falling out so rapidly.

 

just shave it off - YKIMS.

 

I need a bit of protection from the evil sun!
It's a bit fierce over here.

 

So Bez from the Mondays kind of thing I was thinking. Some kind of post
apocalyptic Laurence of Arabia thing with goggles.