Widdle Wabbits

Discussion in 'Motorbike Technical Discussion' started by ¿, Jun 25, 2009.

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    ¿ Guest

    Widdle Wabbits

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
    little lisp, between two missing teeth,

    "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
    he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
    thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
    wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
    knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think
    my thnake weally gives a thit."
    ¿, Jun 25, 2009
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    frijoli, Jun 26, 2009
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