Wimbledon

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by SteveH, Jun 29, 2009.

  1. SteveH

    SteveH Guest

    Not usually a big fan of the tennis - and certainly not of the miserable
    Scot.

    But what an epic match.
     
    SteveH, Jun 29, 2009
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  2. SteveH

    geoff Guest

    Still "ours" and not "that 'kin porridge wog" yet. then

    quite a marathon
     
    geoff, Jun 29, 2009
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  3. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    Not being a footie fan, *or* a tennis fan, but hearing what that **** had to
    say when England were playing in the World Cup (I support any team that are
    playing against England) I want him to seriously **** up at the last hurdle.

    I want him to really believe he's going to win and then drop the bollock to
    make all other bollocks pale into insignificance

    I can see the headlines now.... "That'll teach the scotch ****"


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    Beav, Jul 1, 2009
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  4. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    I know it's not really the done thing to slap a woman, but there *are*
    extenuating circumstances. Just use a legal stick eh?

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  5. SteveH

    Hog Guest

    If you read his own website you will see that he is being somewhat
    misquoted. I don't think he is an SNP twit.

    Interestingly he was one of the kids in the Dunblane school when a local
    worthy decided to cut down the over procreation of the middle classes.
     
    Hog, Jul 1, 2009
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  6. SteveH

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I'd sooner he slipped and suffered a serious leg break or dislocation
    of the knee/ankle. Something that'll cripple the **** and leave him in
    pain for the rest of his life.

    ABM.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 1, 2009
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  7. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    I don't care about his politics, but I reckon he's just the type to want
    anyone to beat England than have them win the Word Cup.
    And I see THAT **** missed.


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    Beav, Jul 2, 2009
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  8. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    I could go along with that. Pity the shooter at Dunblane didn't know what a
    fabulous target he missed.
    ABM?

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    Beav, Jul 2, 2009
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  9. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember "Beav"

    "Scottish ****", you iggerant English bastard.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 2, 2009
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  10. SteveH

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Anyone But Murray.

    I hope the stinking porridge wog gets beaten in every match he plays
    in.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 2, 2009
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  11. SteveH

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    snip>
    Independence?

    You cunts couldn't survive if we didn't carry you from cradle to grave
    so **** off and die you parasitic worm.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 2, 2009
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  12. SteveH

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Is that one covered in bread crumbs?
     
    Pip Luscher, Jul 2, 2009
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  13. SteveH

    SD Guest

    If the English could vote on Scottish independence you'd have been
    cast off years ago.
    Chip on our shoulder? Consider this list:

    Tony Blair; Gordon Brown; Alistair Darling; Royal Bank of Scotland;
    HalifaxBankofScotland; Ming Campbell; Damian McBride; David Cameron;
    Andrew Neill; IDS; Charley Kennedy; The Proclaimers; Andy Murray; Alex
    Ferguson; Alistair Campbell; there's a lot to be chippy about.

    Bloody Hadrian's Wall's not high enough by far.

    Should have machine gun turrets on it, too.
     
    SD, Jul 2, 2009
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  14. SteveH

    Krusty Guest

    You forgot the Krankies.
     
    Krusty, Jul 2, 2009
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  15. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    But you're not exactly a well known public figure.
    Doesn't bother me one way or the other. It's football and that's just not my
    thing.


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    Beav, Jul 2, 2009
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  16. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    Only recently has "Scotch" not been acceptable and I'm far from recent.


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    Beav, Jul 2, 2009
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  17. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    He'd have had to have a fucking good scope and a "fair" range. And spunk
    bubble isn't' a single word.

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  18. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    Unfortunately, he's not being. So far.

    There's hope for the future though.

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    Beav, Jul 2, 2009
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  19. SteveH

    Beav Guest

    That's Ok then.
    Ha, as if we really give a **** about you lot.

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  20. SteveH

    boots Guest

    AOL
     
    boots, Jul 2, 2009
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