With much sadness, I must announce the withdrawal of my support for the Rev. Al Sharpton for the office of President of the United States.. Certain information has come to hand that makes this withdrawal necessary. That information is being held in an "undisclosed location" and is not immediately available for publication.. During this trying time, all supporters of the Rev. must take comfort in knowing that I have exhausted all resources to avoid making this tragic decision.. Considering the total chaos and havoc that will surely occur, I must caution all of you to remain as calm as possible.. Order must be maintained within the ranks and we must remain firm in our resolve..Another candidate will be selected at the earliest, and I certainly appeal to all, for steadfast control of your emotions, as we struggle through the enormous task ahead.. I must remind one and all, that the Rev. was cautioned to commence riding a motorcycle, if he was to ever entertain the possibility winning this election..He was warned and all resouces exhausted to make sure that he was aware of the significance of non-compliance.. The future support for another and more deserving candidate should be announced within a few short hours.. The committee which I am selecting to advise me on this grave matter is to report back at the earliest.. Thank you for your support.. Your Grand Wizardly, Supreme and Exalted Worthy Moderator in Irving Bill Walker, esq.. (dammint.. I wasn't going to do that again until the committee reported back..sheesh.. wish I could remember what that means)
