As some of you are FB friends with my good lady wife, i'm sure your laughing like a demented **** like me, after her last status **** me shitless.... -- Nige, 'Candygram for Mongo' R1
She just got her hand stuck in a postbox in the middle of fucking Sainsburys -- Nige, 'Candygram for Mongo' R1
<Julian Clarey> "I've just been fisting Norman Lamont" "Talk about a red box!" </JC> -- Malc Rusted and ropy. Dog-eared old copy. Vintage and classic, or just plain Jurassic: all words to describe me.
Hmm, wasn't there a scientific test about intelligence ? Something to do with monkeys not realising they needed to release their grip to get their hand out of a jar... and humans know they should.