Women

Gyp wrote

Summat wrong wiv you. It's a bird, of course you want to shag it.

 

TYVM, that may very well be the badger.

 

It does.

 

Even a Brummy or Black Country accent?

 

Well, no, they would be laughed at by anyone.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lady Nina amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

But she's my neighbour, I don't want a shag from her and she knows it!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ben Blaney amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

I've *always* wanted to go to America.

I'm in my mid-thirties and I've never fucking been!

Time to become a lot more friendly with my rellies in North Carolina.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

So fucking true.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Well, would they go hormonal if they knew we couldn't/wouldn't ****
them?

But to answer your question, if they behaved in the bad way they
sometimes do for no reason whatsoever then, no, why should I?

So really, in the "single" situation I'm in, it would be better just to
come right out and ask for a **** then, it's not like I've got anything
to lose.

 

Vegas. YKIMS

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I had a poster with that on it. Another one was the men's fantasy and
the reality of lesbians.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Possibly.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, simonk amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Ooo, ok. Vegas conjures up images of red sparkly birds with big tits and
frayed denim shorts.

 

Fucking shithole.

 

The coffee table, otoh...

 

Heh. I watched Full Metal Jacket just the other day; I'd forgotten how
superb it is.

 

Bugger. Rumbled.

 

I like it.

Yeah, you need to rectify that. If you can go outside of school
holidays, you can get some astonishingly cheap flight+hotel+rental
deals. And the Exchange Rate is good going that way.

I would try to go to civilization, tbh. Mind you, with an English
accent, you can pull birds anywhere over there. Thinking about it,
the more backwater, the better - probably.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, ogden amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Oh FFS, you've got to be kidding, right? I'm fucking *paying* for it
with money![1] It's not like she's even giving it away.

[1] Actually I paid; past tense. I just picked it up within the last 20
minutes. It'll look nice resprayed exhaust black

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Kevin Seal amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Eeeww. No, Vegas wasn't and wouldn't be on my first of places to try.
I'd feel better knowing I could run to the sanctity of my relatives, or
at least have them to come home to and/or go out with. I don't fancy
doing America alone. Not first time at any rate.