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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by dan.yodanet, Dec 4, 2007.

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    dan.yodanet Guest

    The boy passed his bike test this morning

    Dan L [mobile ]
     
    dan.yodanet, Dec 4, 2007
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    Des Guest

    Mazel tov!

    D.
     
    Des, Dec 4, 2007
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    CT Guest

    Molotov!
     
    CT, Dec 4, 2007
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    Nice. Mine has his test on 2 January.
     
    TOG@Toil, Dec 4, 2007
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    Des Guest

    Oh, sorry. I didn't know we had Arabs on UKRM...

    D.
     
    Des, Dec 4, 2007
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    JB Guest

    New Year's eve on the wagon then? Naaaasty.
    Mind ewe, the examiners may be feeling a little tender too.

    JB
     
    JB, Dec 4, 2007
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    JB Guest

    <brain fart/me plonker>
    2nd Jan not 1st! Must read properly.

    JB
     
    JB, Dec 4, 2007
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    Oh, I dunno. To judge by the state he was in after his 18th birthday
    session with his mates in the pub, a fortnight ago, he'll need all of
    48 hours to sober up.
     
    TOG@Toil, Dec 4, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    No faults either

    I am made up.

    He's done about 150 miles on the bike today and has now pissed off to
    Uxbridge to pick up some Brembo calipers.
     
    Dan L, Dec 4, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    That's what he told you. In reality he's at a mates removing the inlet
    restrictors you fitted.
     
    deadmail, Dec 4, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    says...
    Makes me wonder why he needs flashy Brembo calipers with only 33bhp.

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    Lozzo, Dec 4, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    Heh, good point (except the bike's in the garage).

    He prolly whipped 'em out this afternoon
     
    Dan L, Dec 4, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    My view precisely. Pissed him right off when I suggested they might be
    off an old CB500.
     
    Dan L, Dec 4, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    And it's till in the garage...

    Seems one of the fork leg fixings had previously been helicoiled, and
    half the thing fell out.

    Whilst he managed to obtain a helicoil kit, he didn't pick up a clue as
    to how to use it.


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    Dan L, Dec 6, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    If he hasn't sorted it out this evening email me for a phone number
    and I'll give you a step-by-step guide on how to replace them. It's
    easy so don't pay someone to do it.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 6, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    Cheers for that Andy, much appreciate the offer.
    However, seems he obtained the necessary clue today, and successfully
    helicoiled the thing tonight. Made a perfect job, then found the other
    one had also been helicoiled as it let go whilst being torqued up. So,
    out with the drill, tap, coil etc.

    All now okay, he's now attempting to bleed the brakes.

    The broken helicoils which came out were very thin and puny compared to
    those he fitted, do they come in different gauges?
     
    Dan L, Dec 6, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    snip>
    Now that's odd. If it had been helicoiled previously then all he
    should have needed to do is pull out the old insert and fit a new one.
    No drilling and certainly no tapping where there might have been bits
    of old insert.
    No. Helicoils come in one gauge and that's why it doesn't matter who
    made the insert, they'll always fit. The tapping size for a helicoil
    is always the minimum clearance size for the bolt and if a thread is
    completely stripped you don't even need to drill the hole before
    tapping.

    He's probably got hold of a different type of insert that's thicker
    walled. They're ok but they're a one time repair whereas a helicoil
    can be done time and time again by simply picking away at it with a
    scriber and then pulling it out with pliers.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 7, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    The helicoil set he blagged from work seemed much more "industrial"
    than the inserts which fell out, seeing as he works for a utilities
    company you are prolly right. I have to admit I am happier with them
    than the thin things which literally fell out, and they certainly
    torqued up nicely. As I said to him when he was gingerly tightening
    them "do you want them to let go here in the garage, or when you are
    hitting the anchors at full tilt".

    Anyhoo, the saga moves on. We are now into advanced brake bleeding
    which is not going well. Despite there being no air bubbles in the
    clear bleed tube, there is no compression at the lever, it just pulls
    back to the bar. I have left it zip-tied back to the bar, but have a
    sinking feeling that the master cylinder is fucked.
     
    Dan L, Dec 7, 2007
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