Words fail me

"and the frame as bin strenfend to take the extra tork "


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jeremy
'01 Triumph Sprint ST in green
_______________________________________
jeremy0505 at gmail.com

 

and this bloke too, it would seem.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-YAMAHA-y...oryZ9808QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

(very poorly worded, spelt and presented ebay auction)

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

i carnt sea enny fin rong

 

#'Appy torking torking 'appy tork
#Tork about fings you like to dooo

 

"this is a 1000 cc bike its a yzf 750"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

LOL

 

Take a look at the photos he put up of his last auction (5813560631) and
see if you can work out what it is before you read the item description (I
only looked because he got negative feedback on it).

 

Someone please telephone him and record it.

 

Dirty fingers, too.

 

Absolutely fucking unbelievable!

I wouldn't even consider putting a mobile number on there in case someone
called it and asked if I was really English.
I have heard "Pikeyspeak" in a more understandable manner.

Nice pics though


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Robbo
Trophy 1200 1998
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004/2005
B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005
FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

How ever did he manage to type "ebay" and get an account?

 

"He's the Voodoo man, with blackened hands..."
Raging Speedhorn - **** the Voodoo Man
Dunks

 

Better than some posters here.

 

<lobs werther's originals out the door>

Look Mike, sweeties.

Oh bless look at him go. Run Mike, run.

<lobs coat after him>

 

Afford it?
No overheads.
Pikeys rarely have apart from the caravan and the 4wd


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Robbo
Trophy 1200 1998
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004/2005
B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005
FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

That wasn't nice. I tried on two foxes and a drunk before I found my
parka in the dark.

 

I did wonder if they were meant to be savoury, but I'd never had them
before.

 

Why is the body text so bad, yet the list of modifications is perfect?
I've never sold anything on ebay - do you select from a list or
something?

 

You can enter the reg and it will pull it off a database somewhere.
--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 OMF#22
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 156 TS S2
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

I'll swop it for some free English lessons.