Workshop tip no.355

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, May 13, 2006.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Never wear vinyl gloves when doing up a drill chuck by whizzing the
    motor up then clamping it briefly with your hand.

    DAMHIK, IJDOK

    My finger hurts a bit.
     
    Lozzo, May 13, 2006
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    *Snort*

    Sirry Pirrock.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 13, 2006
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  3. Lozzo

    SP Guest

    <passes elastoplast>

    Daft bugger.

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    SP, May 13, 2006
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  4. Lozzo

    muddy Guest

    Vinyl gloves in a workshop? What *were* you doing?
     
    muddy, May 14, 2006
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  5. Lozzo

    Beav Guest

    You fucking numptie ****. You should've used bare hands and REALLY tried to
    hold the chuck back so that your skin becomes detached across the palmalong
    your first two fingers and down your thumb.
    My way hurts a fucking *lot* and for a fucking long time too. And the scabs
    keep getting cracked.


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    Beav, May 14, 2006
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  6. Lozzo

    Beav Guest

    Waiting for a helping hand from BGN maybe?


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    Beav, May 14, 2006
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  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddy belched forth and ejected the following:
    "Tool porn"
     
    Whinging Courier, May 14, 2006
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  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:
    You want nappy rash cream for that, you do. Keeps 'em moist, see.

    DAMH*I*K etc etc.
     
    Whinging Courier, May 14, 2006
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  9. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:
    You want nappy rash cream for that, you do. Keeps 'em moist, see.

    The scabs, that is <G>
     
    Whinging Courier, May 14, 2006
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  10. Lozzo

    Cab Guest

    You want to sort it out, you do. That's the second time I've seen you
    double post nearly the same reply.
     
    Cab, May 14, 2006
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  11. Lozzo

    Cab Guest

    Pillock <G>
     
    Cab, May 14, 2006
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  12. Lozzo

    Beav Guest

    "Too late" was the cry, and I almost did:)
    Indeedy.


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    Beav, May 14, 2006
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  13. Lozzo

    Beav Guest

    I knew that. After they'd healed and gone of course.


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    Beav, May 14, 2006
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