Would you go...

To a sex party?

Seriously. I've been invited to a fucking sex party. The only
prerequisites are that I bring a towel and a bottle of wine. Apparantly
I don't need a sack+crack wax but I do need to pay a deposit before
Friday...

 

you got some junk mail from DFS?

 

Rather depends on what/who is likely to be there. It could be something
straight out of the Potato Men, shit you could even run into Bear.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Hog belched forth and ejected the following:

This is what's on my mind. I've often joked about orgies and such but
now it could become a reality I'm actually a bit scared!

Have a heart, you bastard

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ferger belched forth and ejected the following:

Well yes, "the only was is up" etc but I do find the prospect rather
sickening tbh but it's like shagging a prostitute (which I've never done
either), one will always be wondering what it was like.

 

Will they be upset if you leave a deposit at the party?

 

Well fucking people you don't know and like isn't going to be all that,
is it?
Usually it takes at least several hours of gainful chatting up to
achieve any sort of desirable conclusion...unless.
Unless you find a drop dead gorgeous porn star look-alike with a ****
like a split peach, arse high in the air, begging for your pork. The
sort of thing that will hang around your ego for years.

So, do you think there will be much of that around?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Hog belched forth and ejected the following:

I turned one of those down last year..

It just doesn't feel right <thinks> maybe there is but that's not the
sort of place I wanna get my rocks off.

Cheers, Hoggie

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ferger belched forth and ejected the following:

No, no. See my reply to Hog.

The two people that invited me I don't particularly get on with
either...

 

I read it with a different religious spin: that of the confessional

 

It depends on what you think about sex parties.

Sex parties are normally run in the UK for profit by groups or for a
bit of fun by friends or colleagues. Try and work out which group it
might fall into and decide if you wish to attend. If a deposit has
been asked for then I assume it's a profit group.

The tariff normally varies between £50 and £300. If it's going to be
for a gang-bang then the fee is usually higher. If it's a
professional group then they normally limit the number of men vs the
number of women with there generally being about ten men as a maximum
with two women. The women may well be paid out of the group tariff.

Ask if it's going to be an "on premise" or "off premise" party. On
premise means that you will be permitted to take part and off premise
means that you're only going to be permitted to watch and do hands off
stuff.

If you don't know who is part of the group (and even if you do) then I
suggest you bring a selection of condoms with you especially if fluids
are likely to be exchanged - diseases spread well in groups.

If you do decide to attend on whatever basis then do it sober. Don't
get all butch and try to monopolise the women and men (Remember that
sex parties aren't just hetero things and being bi-friendly is
normally expected) as you will be watched by others who may also wish
to join in your action.

Sex parties are ilegal in the UK as you'll be in a glorified whore
house.

And above all else, remember that even though women are going to be
throwing themselves around you still need to treat them like a lady -
you do not want a rape charge at the end of the night. Oh, and have a
good bath and make sure you're clean.

HTH.

 

Its not a sex party, its somewhere you pay £50-60 for haing a go on a few
middle aged has been whores, probably after several elderly DOM have been
there first..............Oh something like a half of gnats piss lager will
cost you £6-7 ................

k

 

But they're bringing their own alcohol, idiot.

 

It sounded vaguely interesting until I read this.


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Reality can be a lot more boring than imagination.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

If it is any help I haven't been invited.

Nothing wrong with a bit of danger biker boy.

 

That's amusing considering that Ken posted the following two minutes later:

There's no substitute for experience.

 

Unlike any of you twats I know someone who used to run partys for many
years, so do have some first hand knowledge, rather then needing to open
arse cheeks and speak out!

k

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
following:

I can ask on your behalf.

True but I'd rather go bungee jumping.

 

Sounds more like a Saga thing to me.


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