Would you go...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:
    Colleagues.

    They went on about how great this party they went to last weekend was
    and now they're saying they're doing one. They say they've got four
    women so far but I don't know if it's their party or someone elses. I
    assume it's theirs because of the "We've got four women" line.
    A hundred quid.
    It's funny you say that. Not only had I not thought of the bi-friendly
    thing but someone mentioned at work that "someone here wants to **** you
    up the arse".
    That's great but I think I'll give it a miss.
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 24, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    They'll get you pissed (if they can afford it) and remove two or three of
    your vital parts.THEN what will you do when true loves come-a-calling?


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    Beav, Oct 24, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    Well Nick, that's a description written by someone who appears to know the
    in's and out's. Tell me I'm thinking along the wrong lines.


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    Beav, Oct 24, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    But Ken, you do that anyway.


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    Beav, Oct 24, 2006
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    Eiron Guest

    I once owned a brothel. Does that count?
     
    Eiron, Oct 24, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Typo corrected.
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    catman Guest

    Story of my life, OTW

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    catman, Oct 24, 2006
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    Hog Guest

    Now this isn't right except in very particular circumstances
     
    Hog, Oct 24, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Indulge me.
     
    BGN, Oct 24, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    And would you really want to stir their collective broth?
    I wouldn't assume it's sorted by them... and the four women are likely
    to be prozzies anyway.

    If it was a swingers party they generally ask you to bring your other
    half along.
    You're selling yourself cheap.
    Did you ask who? They would probably do it for free and not demand a
    hundred squid.
    There's nothing wrong with a bit of danger, biker boy.
     
    BGN, Oct 24, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    In my short little life I've done a huge variety of weird and perverse
    things and hope to carry on doing them for as long as my limited time
    permits.

    I haven't done a sex party as such but I was young, it was spring,
    there was music in the air...
     
    BGN, Oct 24, 2006
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    prawn Guest


    Pardon the silly question but it isn't it usual practice to **** people
    you know?
     
    prawn, Oct 24, 2006
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  13. Y..M..C..A..!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 24, 2006
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Think Groucho Marx and clubs.
     
    Colin Irvine, Oct 24, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    The Older Gentleman says...
    Apparently the Village People are still touring, but now they can only
    do the YMCA dance in lower case.

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    Lozzo, Oct 24, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    But, but... you work in a travel agents.
    I believe we've all had "pick up a set of keys" moments at some time in our
    lives.


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    Beav, Oct 24, 2006
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  17. In uk.rec.motorcycles, prawn belched forth and ejected the following:
    Yes.

    Now will you lot stop going on about it. Heh

    I was 99% sure I'd never go anyway.
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 25, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    I work in a little high street shop and dress in a uniform? No.

    Do I work in a call centre speaking to the great unwashed? No.

    Do I speak to the great unwashed at all? No.

    Although I work for a large travel agency I don't do travel agent
    things.
    How tame.
     
    BGN, Oct 25, 2006
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    deadmail Guest

    Tame, possibly, but not something we've all done. In fact, I'd stake a
    reasonable sum that the vast majority of posters haven't ever had this
    kind of moment (assuming we're talking about 'partner swapping'.)
     
    deadmail, Oct 25, 2006
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  20. wrote
    Yebbut the vast majority of you are not old enough to remember the
    Swinging 70's and what the advent of the pill did to the morals of
    wimmin in those days.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 25, 2006
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