WTF?

Porridgey female person is caught doing 109mph on a motorway, in an
Audi A4 Sport.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7012378.stm

Sheriff William Gallacher: "The ability for you to control your car at
that absolutely excessive speed was almost non-existent."

The UK's very own John Burnell.

 

She's a wimmin, and she's post-natal. Her ability to control a knife and
fork is probably almost non-existent.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

My feet have barely touched the ground since.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Heh. It was a remark I made to Burnt on Saturday, and he reckoned it had to
go in my sig.

Anyway, hopefully someone will roll you onto your front soon.

 

On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:04:02 GMT, "platypus"

Some of us don't even have "post-natal" as an excuse for that... :~/

 

You're special.