Yeah right.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    So do I. But... but...

    <small voice>

    Only if they're boiled to death until they assume a snot-like
    consistency. Then they're fucking lovely. Still crunchy? Tain't natural.

    </sv>
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 12, 2006
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  2. Lozzo

    DR Guest

    That's not an improvement; I don't like cabbage either.
     
    DR, Dec 12, 2006
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    <thread merge>

    Kill the greengrocers! Kill them all! They're asking for it, flaunting
    their brassicas!

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 12, 2006
    #23
  4. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    I eat them raw.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 12, 2006
    #24
  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    <hurl>

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    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 12, 2006
    #25
  6. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    I will ask the young lady of the house if she has heard of it.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 12, 2006
    #26
  7. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    Cool, ta.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 12, 2006
    #27
  8. Straight from the allotment, as ours come, they're great.

    Tired manky old hard ones, as bitter as any gall[1], are horrible.

    [1] Time for a Christmassy reference, I thought
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 13, 2006
    #28
  9. Lozzo

    Glaarp Guest

    Are you still talking about sprouts?
     
    Glaarp, Dec 13, 2006
    #29
  10. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Glaarp says...
    Yes
     
    Lozzo, Dec 13, 2006
    #30
  11. Lozzo

    Ace Guest

    Indeed. And in many markets there's either current or proposed
    legislation to enforce it. Which pisses me off, and would even more if
    I was into home spannering in any meaningful way, as just putting the
    ignition on will drain the battery in minutes, so if you're trying to
    isolate an electrical-based glitch you need to have the fucking engine
    running.

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    Ace, Dec 13, 2006
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  12. Lozzo

    Pip Luscher Guest

    You're weird
    You're even weirder.
     
    Pip Luscher, Dec 13, 2006
    #32
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    Or the ability to pull a fuse.

    Actually, the Blingmobile has an interesting system. The headlight is
    wired on[1], but only actually comes on after the starter has been used.

    It has this funky "bulb failure" warning light as well. What a fine
    machine it is.

    [1] Although a previous owner has fitted a switch.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 13, 2006
    #33
  14. Lozzo

    Ace Guest

    Well, yes, I suppose.
    Isn't it just. Although I still feel it's a shame that the handelbars
    don't actually seem to be connected to the steering head.

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    Ace, Dec 13, 2006
    #34
  15. Lozzo

    Dave Guest

    Try it this way then:

    A bit of olive oil in a large saucepan.
    Chop up a couple of rashers of smoked streaky bacon.
    Fry the bacon in the live oil for a minute or two.
    Stick a couple of cloves of sliced garlic in with it.
    Chuck finely chopped white cabbage on top.
    Put the lid on the saucepan, turn the heat down and leave it about
    10-15 mins.
    Serve.

    Or.
    For a barbeque salad:

    Shred white cabbage as finely as you can.
    Chuck it in a serving bowl.
    Dress with extra virgin olive oil, balsamic vinegar and carraway seed.
    Serve.
     
    Dave, Dec 13, 2006
    #35
  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    Oh they are. Through a patented Kawasaki "Fuzzy Logic" module.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 13, 2006
    #36
  17. Lozzo

    ginge Guest

    Not yet, but it's a good idea.
     
    ginge, Dec 13, 2006
    #37
  18. Lozzo

    Eddie Guest

    I envisaged something more along the lines of a ship's telegraph... oh,
    hang on, that would be the throttle, wouldn't it?
     
    Eddie, Dec 13, 2006
    #38
  19. Lozzo

    Ace Guest

    But you may be on tom something. I've driven a few big ships in my
    time, and can confirm that the steering of the blingmobile is
    surprisingly similar to that of a 20000 tonne cargo ship.

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    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Dec 13, 2006
    #39
  20. Lozzo

    muddy cat Guest

    It is about the same size.
     
    muddy cat, Dec 13, 2006
    #40
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