Yes hello again.

Americans. British. My fellow pig eaters. How is life going?

Please do not worry about Uncle Saddam. Yes I look like crap on TV.
Stupid Cheney told me not to shower for two weeks to get ready for
role! We were playing golf in Cheney ranch when asked me to do favour
after Democratic primary.

Sadie, he say to me... we need boost in rating. Being freely elected
president many times I understand pitfall of appeal to citizen yes? So
me and Osama draw cocktail straws on Bush yacht after cocktail and I
get short one.

Fucker of camel! But deal is deal. So Uncle Saddam prepare for role in
mudhole of Iraq. They capture me and now have to pretend mock trial.
Please enjoy show very much. I am hoping for Academy award next
season!

Also all motorcyclist invited to secret island after trial. I will be
there for very long time on American taxpayer and sometimes golf get
boring. Come we ride motorcycle and ATV! You are all welcome after
trial.

 

Nice

 

Heh. Nice.
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<VBG>

Yes, quite good.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Saddam Who Sane said:

Better than yours! hahahaha

You won't be doing it now though, will you! hahahahahaha

Oh well size isn't everything, I'm sure you'll learn that in the pokey.

You won't get it, you fat bearded ****

<snip>

 

What *is* wrong with your sense of humour, ffs?

 

In Saddam Who Sane <> fumbled, fiddled and
fingered:

You're gonna get a "Head 'n Shoulders" [1] job after the trial
matey so I'd unpack the sun tan lotion if I were you!

[1] as in separation
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ben Blaney said:

You tell me.

 

"Everything" seems a fair summary.

 

<VBG> Nice!

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<BG> nice one, made oi smile

 

I've got to hand it to you Saddam. Who would have believed that could run
such a successful insurgency from a tiny whole in the ground! I heard your
buddy Bush say that "The reason we were in that country in the first place
are being realized." That must mean that they've located your cache of
chemical agents. I am still wondering how you managed to stay in that tiny
hole with all those WMDs? Bet you've got some rockets up your bung hole.

Peckham

 

American pigeater has brain clot from bacon grease no? Whole means
everything. Hole is what you ordered in your grammatical error.

Yes, please why are Americans too stupid to realize own language?

Your great satan sexual desire are abominating. Only American pigeater
is violent enough to make love with weapons. Uncle Saddam lover not
for fighting!

In my country man can keep many women like herd of camels roaming free
in desert. In great satan they put in jail. If you kill they give you
medal. If you champion lover with herd of women then put in prison.

This is why America is violent country. Many reward for small penis
but anger remains.

 

Head and Shoulder? That is yankee shampoo for filthy vermin of great
satan! Babylonia had plumbing while festering cesspool of European
never knew how to bath. After opening your barbarian eyes to culture
now you push Arab world to where European peasant was many century
ago.

Also please realize everyone is not British wanker on holiday yes? My
how we laugh when we see lobster red fool wiping lotion for ten hours.
Uncle Saddam tan natural! Not pasty white wanker who live inside pub.

 

heh

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ben Blaney said:

I suspect he would be rather wasting his time.

Your comprehension of intent behind the written word seems to be rather
lacking...