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Penis

Penis A-B
Angry Samoan
Anteater (foreskinned penis)
Arrow
Ass plower
Ass pounder
Ass ripper
Badajo (Spanish)
Baloney
Banana/Platano (Spanish)
Beautiful
Beaver buster
Beaver cleaver
Beef bayonet
Beer can (penis with large girth)
Bell
Bethany M
Bibys (Lithuanian)
Bicho (Spanish)
Bicycle
Big Ben
Bipper
Bird
Bishop
Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcised penis)
Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
Blue-veined microphone
Blue-veined throbber
Blue-veined pumpit junkit
Bone
Boner
Boy's best friend
Boycock
Boyhood
Boypleaser
Boypole
Boystick
Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Reference; German)
Butoh

Penis C
Cabbage roll
Captain, the
Captain Kirk
Captain Picard
Caralho (Portuguese)
Carne (Spanish, Italian: meat)
Cazzo (Calabrian dialect of Italian)
Center pole
Cervix slammer (long penis)
Cigala (Del CATALA)
Chilichute
Chinchin (Japanese)
Chinko (Japanese)
Chinpo (Japanese)
Choad/Chode (penis; sometimes defined as a penis with width greater
than length)
Chorra (Spanish)
Chromosome snake
Cipote (Spanish)
Clit tickler
Clyde
Cock
Cock rocket
Colonel
Corn dog
Crank
Cream filled sausage
Creamcicle
Cum Cannon (for strong ejaculations)
Cumgun
Cumpole
Cumrod
Cumshooter
Cumstick
**** buster
**** poker
**** pounder
**** ripper
**** thumper
Cyclops

Penis D-E
Denture cleaner
Devirginator
Diamond Cutter
Dick
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingus
Dink
Dipstick
Dirty pillows
Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
Dong/Donger
Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
Doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
Doomhammer
Dork
Drill/Driller
Dusty Gazongas
Egg roll
Eiffel Tower
Elvis
Endowment
Engine clanker
Equipment

Penis F-I
Fatboy Slim
Father Christmas
First Penis, The (The US President's)
Fireman
Flagpole
**** stick
Fucker
Fur-seeking meat missile
Gazong
Gherkin
Giggle stick
God
Goober
Guy's best friend
Ham trucheon
Happiness
Haussenfeffer (German)
Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman the German in a turtleneck
Hog/Hawg
Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
Hose
Impregnator

Penis J-K
Jack the Ripper
Jade phoenix
Jawbreaker
Ji ba (Mandarin)
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jizz cannon
Jizzer
John Thomas (term first used in Lady Chatterley's Lover)
Johnson
Jonathan's one-eyed master
Joystick
Junk
Kickstand
Kidney cracker (Frantics reference)
Kidney sweeper
Kielbasa (a type of Polish sausage)
Knob
Kutas (Polish)

Penis L
Lad (Irish)
Lanze (German)
Lap bone
Lap taffy
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Leg wand
Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
Little Willy
Lizard
Log
Lollipop
Longfellow
Love club
Love loaf
Love length
Love missile
Love muscle
Love Pump
Love Sausage
Love snake
Love stick
Love wand
LUEshi
Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Penis M
Magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)

Magic stick
Magic wand
Main cable
Main vein
Manhood
Manmeat
Manrod
Manroot
Mantower
Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
Meat
Meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
Meat popsicle
Meat thermometer
Meat whistle
Member (Spanish: Miembro)
Mickey (chiefly Irish)
Micro Mikey
Middle leg (large penis)
Minchia (Sicilian dialect of Italian)
Mini-Me
Minga (Spanish)
Missile
Monkey
Monster
Mr. Happy

Penis N-O
Needle
Ochinchin (Japanese)
Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
One-eyed monster/sitting on a beanbag chair
One-eyed snake
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
Organ
Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")

Penis P
Panga (Latin American Spanish)
Passion pole
Pecker
Pedro/Peter
Pee-pee
Pee-puette
Pee-wee
Pelir
Pen
Pencil
Pencildick
Percy
Phallus
Piça (Portuguese)
Picha (Portuguese)
Pickle
Pickledick (High School High reference)
Piço (Portuguese)
Piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a
song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
Pija (Spanish)
Pijo (Spanish)
Pimmel (German)
Pinga (Spanish)
Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
Pipe
Piperoll (movie "She's Gotta Have It")
Plank
Pleasure pole
Pleasure scepter
Pleasure stick
Pocker
Pocket rocket
Pole
Polla (Spanish)
Pollarra (Dels VIKINGS de CAT)
Popcorn surprise
Pork hammer
Pork sword
Poronga (Spanish)
Porra (Portuguese)
Pounder
Presidential staff
Prick
Princess
Pud
Purple fist
Purple katana
Purple-headed monster
Purple-headed mushroom
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-helmet warrior
Purple-veined clarinet
Pussy plower
Putz
Python

Penis Q-R
Rammer
Ramrod
Rapestick
Rearpoker
Red Rocket
Remington
Richard (Little Richard)
Rocket
Rocketrod
Rod
Roger Ramrod (adult video game)
Rumple Foreskin

Penis S
Salami
Salami packer
Samurai's Backup
Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
Scepter
Schlinger
Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Schnitzel
Schwanz (Swiss German)
Schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
Shaft
Shit stabber
Shrimp Tempura
Skin flute
Slammer
Smoked meat log
Snake
Snopp
Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
Spam
Spam javelin
Spanky
Stanley (the power tool)
Steaming stalk
Stick/Schtick
Snack trays
Sword

Penis T-U
10 Inches of Dr. (insert man's name here)'s Root Medicine
Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
Thigh spreader
Thigh stimulator
Third leg (large penis)
Throbbing Thrill Hammer
Timpo
Tissemand
Todger
Tommy
Tommyboy
Tool
Tootsie Roll
Toy
Treff
Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
Trolley
Trouser snake
Trouser trout
Trouser weasel
Trunk
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Thumper
Twat jockey
Twig
Twitchiergni (ravonic)
Uccello (Italian: bird)
Unit

Penis V-Z
V-Rod
Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
Verga (Portuguese, used more in Portugal than in Spain)
Vienna sausage
Viper
Vitelo (Portuguese)
Voodoo stick
Wang/Wong
Wanger/Wanga
War club
War hammer
Warrior of love
Wang
Wee-wee
Wiener (spelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
Wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the
combination of Weiner and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly
Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
Willie/Willy
Wing wong
Winkie
Wobbly
Worm
XY stick
Yogurt slinger
Yoni feeder
Zabourah (Arabic)

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