You know it's wrong but.....

.....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.

Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Jo Wiley[1] for me.

[1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
material.

 

As Champ has come out about Bjork, I will too.

<steps up>

My name is Muck, and I like Bjork.

<steps back down>
<runs away>

 

I think I'm with Champ on this one.

(stranger things have happened)

 

Anne Robinson.

 

Penny Smith, off GMTV... and if her and Kate Garroway ever fancied a
threesome, they only need ask.

In the words of Avid Merrion: 'She has a massive tats'.

Christ... she's a hound, and not even that good at her job.

--
JackH

Pan European

BOTAFOT #110 D.Bot (University Of Speed) - BOTAFOF #29 - GHPOTHUF #29

 

Susan Sarandon.

 

Jodie Foster.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who?

<googles>

http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg

Holy Mother of Pearl!

Quite.

 

Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

Richard Hammond

 

*splutter*

 

Sadie Frost.

 

antonye says...

Oh yes, she seems right durty.

 

Carol Vorderman
Suzi Quatro
Paris Hilton
Kirsty Young
Beyonce Knowles
Elizabeth Hurley
Chasey Lain
Angelina Jolie
Uma Thurman
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Ellison
Emma Bunton
Fi Glover
Ivanka Trump
Kylie Minogue
Kim Cattrall
Anna Friel
Penelope Cruz
Dannii Minogue
Sharon Stone
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Jewel (Kilcher)

I know. I'm fussy.

Oh - I might have missed some.

--
The Judge.
ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
K1200RS (New, rotting, useless sack of shit. For sale)
Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
Orh+ BOTAFOT#61

 

Oh my god no.

Nurse! This man needs help.
--
The Judge.
ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
K1200RS (New, rotting, useless sack of shit. For sale)
Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
Orh+ BOTAFOT#61

 

<snips long list of Judge jerk-off material>

Yebbut most of those are tidy, and the point was "not all that
attractive".

But if it's a fit burds list, it has to have Claire King [in jods,
obviously] at the top.

With Erin Gray and Felicity Kendal thrown in for nostalgic effect.

 

Joanne Whalley (ex) Kilmer
Sheridan Smith (Janet in "Two Pints Of Lager"
Kate Bush


*sigh*

 

Hattie Jacques. When she was alive, obviously. I imagine she would be
quite unresponsive in the sack nowadays, not to mention pungent...


As for "Alive at the moment" women, Isobel Lang the weather presenter.
Mmmm. My high pressure area would certainly ridge whilst inspecting her
Baroclinic Leaf....

 

<snip>

Kathleen Turner.

I'll get me coat

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Sarah Beeny

No idea why.

 

<AOL>

Only for her brain, mind.