You know it's wrong but.....

Living in Cloggyland, I'd better nominate a cloggy; Ellen ten Damme.

 

And she's a fucking Borg, geezer.

"Think of the children."

 

How do you get a set of sisters "a couple of months apart"?

 

Durty laugh.

 

That reminds me: Bruce's missus is well fit.

 

LOL

So does my daughter.

 

Ooh. Just remembered. kd lang.

And the heroine in the cartoon version of Beauty & the Beast.

 

Ginge scribbled:

^^^^^^^

Someone gets the point. And I'm so glad you put the comma in there

I am, and never want any!

 

frag came up with the following;:

But she's a babe anyway, so how does that fit the criteria?

 

Yet another series I have had to burn to DVD for the missus... For some
annoying reason the first couple of discs' worth of episodes went out of
sync with the sound about halfway through :-(

Did you get that CSI DVD off Bee?

 

And she wants me that way too. Oh yes... she does...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ginge amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I've got a Borg tattoo

 

Champ says...

I thought that too, but I refuse to acknowledge the twat directly.

 

ogden says...

AOL

 

Champ says...

It's OK, but I can't say it's the be all and end all of sexual
experiences. I can take it or leave it, it's not something I just
*have* to do to every woman I sleep with.

 

It was late. I was tired so I used the shotgun approach. I think some of
them hit home.

--
The Judge.
ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
K1200RS (New, rotting, useless sack of shit. For sale)
Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
Orh+ BOTAFOT#61

 

Snowleopard says...

I watched a couple of episodes of that at a friend's house. He's rather
good in it, isn't he?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Judge

Oh, if only.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Champ says...

Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
later. I win.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

You did check who the daughter's father was, I trust?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000