You know it's wrong but.....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005.

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  1. Lozzo

    Judge Guest

    Absolutely. Wit helps too.

    Hence Fi Glover on my list. Very dry and cool, she is. Nobody's fool.
    --
    The Judge.
    ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
    K1200RS (New, rotting, useless sack of shit. For sale)
    Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
    Orh+ BOTAFOT#61
     
    Judge, Aug 24, 2005
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  2. Lozzo

    Judge Guest

    A journalist and, later, TV presenter.

    --
    The Judge.
    ZZR1200 (Fast for a bike. Slow for a teleporter)
    K1200RS (New, rotting, useless sack of shit. For sale)
    Gone: VL1500LC, ZZR1100, GS1000G, GSX250
    Orh+ BOTAFOT#61
     
    Judge, Aug 24, 2005
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  3. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    mb says...
    In my case, with charm, a huge dick and a reputation to uphold.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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  4. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    darsy says...
    I thought it was 3, I am behind the times then. I didn't know she was
    in the god-squad., that puts a different light on things[1]

    [1] One of the durtiest burds I know is a very religious type.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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    SteveH Guest

    Can't see what that would be wrong, though, which is the point of the
    thread.
     
    SteveH, Aug 24, 2005
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  6. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    ogden says...
    I was thinking just that. Your ex's real surname isn't Watson anyway,
    is it? Some Slavic name IIRC.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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  7. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    mike bothe says...
    500 single?
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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  8. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Ginge says...
    " "
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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  9. Lozzo

    deadmail Guest

    She had (I think) a guitar with shotgun barrels (or something) on TOTP
    once. Naturally I imagined it was something else in idle moments about
    *cough* 27 years ago.
     
    deadmail, Aug 24, 2005
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  10. Lozzo

    mike bothe Guest

    250 actually. I was thinking along the lines of 'mad cow' than BSA
    single. Lovely bike, I can't say the same for the ex.
     
    mike bothe, Aug 24, 2005
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  11. Lozzo

    platypus Guest

    Mariella Frostrup
    Michelle Yeoh
    Lisa Lyon
    Ayesha Brough
     
    platypus, Aug 24, 2005
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  12. Lozzo

    deadmail Guest

    Looking on the bright side at least she didn't have to listen to him
    complaining though.
     
    deadmail, Aug 24, 2005
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  13. Lozzo

    deadmail Guest

    Almost Alan Clark but that was a mother and two daughters
    simultaneously. Well, sort of.

    His diaries are a frightfully good read.
     
    deadmail, Aug 24, 2005
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    SteveH Guest

    Nothing wrong about that.
    I can see your point with her.
    That's scary, I have bigger tits.
    Can't find a decent enough photo.
     
    SteveH, Aug 24, 2005
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  15. Lozzo

    SteveH Guest

    You sick bastard.

    I'm sure you can get help for that, you know ;-)
     
    SteveH, Aug 24, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    It wasn't an issue, unless her mother had a 3 year gestation period.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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    Krusty Guest

    You can all **** RIGHT off - I bagged her first. If you want to stir
    the porridge after, that's fine - but I'm first.
     
    Krusty, Aug 24, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Me too. So?
    She seems to have dropped out of sight.
     
    platypus, Aug 24, 2005
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    SteveH Guest

    I could never shag a girl with smaller tits than me.

    <thinks>
    It's not likely to happen, either.
     
    SteveH, Aug 24, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    SteveH says...
    Your missus is quite well endowed in the chesticles department, but
    you're getting close to outdoing her, from what I remember
     
    Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005
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