You know it's wrong but.....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    dwb says...
    I briefly went out with a burd[1] who has one normal B cup breast, and
    the other looks like it's in the early stages of development. I felt a
    bit paedophile playing with that one, even though the burd was 36 years
    old. She has a development disorder that affects one side of her body,
    her right hand is smaller and has much smoother skin, and she has
    softer pubic hair on that side too. It's weird.

    [1] Meaning I shagged her a few times.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
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  2. Lozzo

    Wik Guest

    " "

    We are not worthy...
     
    Wik, Aug 25, 2005
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  3. YSSB.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 25, 2005
  4. Lozzo

    Wik Guest

    It occurred to me he may have been referring to Eccentrica Gallumbits,
    the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI.
     
    Wik, Aug 25, 2005
  5. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Quite so.
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 25, 2005
  6. Lozzo

    Christofire Guest

    I would. Indeedy.
     
    Christofire, Aug 25, 2005
  7. Lozzo

    Christofire Guest

    <winces>

    *I* felt that one.
     
    Christofire, Aug 25, 2005
  8. Lozzo

    Christofire Guest

     
    Christofire, Aug 25, 2005
  9. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Christofire amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    <fx: winks and thumbs up in Christofire's direction>
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 25, 2005
  10. Lozzo

    Snowleopard Guest

    No, but I don't need it, ta - I recorded it when it was shown the
    following week.
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 25, 2005
  11. Lozzo

    Snowleopard Guest

    I do wonder how the second series will do in the States, but there is
    something oddly compelling about it despite the formulaic approach. I
    find the accent quite attractive, and - having previously considered
    him a total lightweight fop - last week's episode when he tries to
    quit the Vicodin was impressive.

    Plus, he looks *really* hot. Did I mention that?
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 25, 2005
  12. Lozzo

    Ginge Guest

    You're right, it was out of order.


    Sorry for mentioning the racing, Champ.
     
    Ginge, Aug 25, 2005
  13. Lozzo

    zymurgy Guest

    Either or mate, that's a whole lotta woman to get to grips with !

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Aug 25, 2005
  14. Lozzo

    zymurgy Guest

    Quite nice to be muscled and shapely at the same time.

    http://www.iol.ie/~webfoto/maple7j.htm

    Cheers

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Aug 25, 2005
  15. Lozzo

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Or that tart in Total Recall.

    Didn't do much for me but thinking about it, two to fondle and one to
    suck.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 25, 2005
  16. Lozzo

    dwb Guest

    <decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social>
     
    dwb, Aug 25, 2005
  17. Lozzo

    sweller Guest

    Is this Elizabeth Fraser as in Cocteau Twins?

    Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the "Fruitcakes I'd Like to ****"
    category.
     
    sweller, Aug 25, 2005
  18. Lozzo

    sweller Guest

    "I only want a cuddle".
     
    sweller, Aug 25, 2005
  19. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    dwb says...
    Does she sport her tits in a boy-scout stylee?
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
  20. Lozzo

    sweller Guest

    I don't think it is...
     
    sweller, Aug 25, 2005
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