You know it's wrong but.....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. Lozzo

    sweller Guest

    I don't.

    Do I get bonus points?
     
    sweller, Aug 25, 2005
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  2. Lozzo

    sweller Guest

    Leela (Futurama)
     
    sweller, Aug 25, 2005
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    dwb Guest

    Which is the answer most likely to disappoint you? Whichever one it is,
    it'll be that one.
     
    dwb, Aug 25, 2005
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    simonk Guest

    The same.

    What *was* she singing about?
     
    simonk, Aug 25, 2005
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    Pedalbin Guest

    He looks like he's *been* hot - in a plugged-into-the-mains sort-of way...
     
    Pedalbin, Aug 25, 2005
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    Wik Guest

    Heh. And Amy's not bad, either...
    :)
     
    Wik, Aug 25, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Wik says...
    I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
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    zymurgy Guest

    zymurgy, Aug 25, 2005
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    porl Guest

    Is it still running? I won't tell you what happens at the end then. [fx:
    puts forefinger against temple and pulls trigger]
    It's Hugh laurie! Get a grip, woman! You might as well fancy Les Dennis.
     
    porl, Aug 25, 2005
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    porl Guest

    But "it's got **** all...to do with the size"? Sit down until the confusion
    passes, Loz.
     
    porl, Aug 25, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    porl says...
    When the lights are on I prefer the smaller ones, when they are off I
    don't care as long as the nipples are sensitive. That explain it a bit
    better?
     
    Lozzo, Aug 25, 2005
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    porl Guest

    I'm trying to work out how you'd get to lights-off stage if they weren't
    small to begin with. "So you like the outdoors and listening to music, great
    so do I! And how are your nipples? I don't normally like big breasted women
    but if your nipples are sensitive then I'm willing to overlook your
    repulsive huge norks. Do you mind if I have a quick tweak?"
     
    porl, Aug 26, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    porl says...
    It's called not being fussy.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 26, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    Peppermint Pigs. Obviously.
     
    sweller, Aug 26, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    Saveloys.
     
    darsy, Aug 26, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    darsy, Aug 26, 2005
  17. Lozzo

    darsy Guest

    nope - she's a munter.
     
    darsy, Aug 26, 2005
  18. Lozzo

    darsy Guest

    Bilateral symmetry checksum error.
     
    darsy, Aug 26, 2005
  19. Lozzo

    darsy Guest

    given the amount of Flintstones cartoon porn that's out there, you're
    probably not the only one.
     
    darsy, Aug 26, 2005
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    Ben Guest

    I've spent the last few days working in Milton Keynes with a South
    African bloke who was Barney Rubble's identical twin.
     
    Ben, Aug 26, 2005
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