You know it's wrong but.....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. Lozzo

    Colin Irvine Guest

    He's shite.
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 29, 2005
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    Oh come on. Beer notwithstanding (I've had a few as a sedative to get me
    to sleep (unsuccessfully)) I've seen him and his MIL jokes are a scream!
    In fact, he was on telly not so long ago when he had to do a role swap
    and became a Rasta and had to do it in a style that no-one[1] would
    notice. ****, it was even funnier, a fat Rasta doing MIL jokes!

    Christ, Nick, you really don't know what you're missing!

    [1] How *do* you spell no one, as in "nobody"?
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 29, 2005
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, sweller amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    I'm not a big fan but then I've not heard a great deal of his works TBH.

    The last time I saw him he was going on about clitorisis.
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 29, 2005
  4. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Colin Irvine amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    <Shakes head>

    Tut, tut.
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 29, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Clitorii, surely?

    Does it really matter anyway, because you're hardly likely to find more
    than one on the same woman.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 29, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    I've seen his stand up routine, and he makes Jim Davidson seem
    hilarious.
    "no-one" Only a guess, mind.
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    Salad Dodger, Aug 29, 2005
  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    I was going to say clitori, but I'd never be as much of a **** to put
    *two* "i"s on the front so I just let it. It's a bit like viruses.
    People that say virii are just cunts.
    *DING*
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 29, 2005
  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    I was going to say clitori, but I'd never be as much of a **** to put
    *two* "i"s on the front so I just let it. It's a bit like viruses.
    People that say virii are just cunts.
    There's more than one way to pleasure a woman.
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 29, 2005
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    porl Guest

    It's when they come back with the battery charger and crocodile clips you
    have to worry.
     
    porl, Aug 29, 2005
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    frag Guest

    sweller scribbled:
    Obnoxious ****.
     
    frag, Aug 29, 2005
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    Badger Guest

    The ex-Radio 1 DJ was Mike Read.
     
    Badger, Aug 29, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Badger says...
    The ex-Radio 1 DJ is irrelevant because I never saw either of them. I
    was too busy dancing in the nightclub/disco bit with 3 of the Swollen
    Blisters. The star turn was in the cabaret bit.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 30, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Yeah, I love the way he does that "RICKKKKKYYYYYYY" thing. Cracks me
    up.
     
    Ben Blaney, Aug 30, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    I thought it was compulsory, which is why free mid-week tickets used to turn
    up at my mate's house.

    Last time I went there it was called Paradise Lost, and had lost it's charm.

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    Dan L, Aug 30, 2005

  15. There is? Coo!! Like how, then? Buy her a new ironing board?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 30, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    try around Valencia. It's not that they ignore traffic signals in the
    manner of Italians, or bump-park in the manner of Parisiens, it's just
    that no-one seems to know how to operate a motor vehicle.
     
    darsy, Aug 30, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    Sounds about right.
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    Ace, Aug 30, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    no, I did, hence the "try".
     
    darsy, Aug 30, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    Hmm not IME. Different folk like different treatment though.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Aug 30, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    Different, er, strokes for different folk.
     
    ogden, Aug 30, 2005
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