You know it's wrong but.....

He's shite.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Oh come on. Beer notwithstanding (I've had a few as a sedative to get me
to sleep (unsuccessfully)) I've seen him and his MIL jokes are a scream!
In fact, he was on telly not so long ago when he had to do a role swap
and became a Rasta and had to do it in a style that no-one[1] would
notice. ****, it was even funnier, a fat Rasta doing MIL jokes!

Christ, Nick, you really don't know what you're missing!

[1] How *do* you spell no one, as in "nobody"?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, sweller amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I'm not a big fan but then I've not heard a great deal of his works TBH.

The last time I saw him he was going on about clitorisis.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Colin Irvine amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

<Shakes head>

Tut, tut.

 

Whinging Courier says...

^^^^^^^^^^

Clitorii, surely?

Does it really matter anyway, because you're hardly likely to find more
than one on the same woman.

 

I've seen his stand up routine, and he makes Jim Davidson seem
hilarious.

"no-one" Only a guess, mind.
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I was going to say clitori, but I'd never be as much of a **** to put
*two* "i"s on the front so I just let it. It's a bit like viruses.
People that say virii are just cunts.

*DING*

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I was going to say clitori, but I'd never be as much of a **** to put
*two* "i"s on the front so I just let it. It's a bit like viruses.
People that say virii are just cunts.

There's more than one way to pleasure a woman.

 

It's when they come back with the battery charger and crocodile clips you
have to worry.

 

sweller scribbled:

Obnoxious ****.

 

The ex-Radio 1 DJ was Mike Read.

 

Badger says...

The ex-Radio 1 DJ is irrelevant because I never saw either of them. I
was too busy dancing in the nightclub/disco bit with 3 of the Swollen
Blisters. The star turn was in the cabaret bit.

 

Yeah, I love the way he does that "RICKKKKKYYYYYYY" thing. Cracks me
up.

 

I thought it was compulsory, which is why free mid-week tickets used to turn
up at my mate's house.

Last time I went there it was called Paradise Lost, and had lost it's charm.

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There is? Coo!! Like how, then? Buy her a new ironing board?

 

try around Valencia. It's not that they ignore traffic signals in the
manner of Italians, or bump-park in the manner of Parisiens, it's just
that no-one seems to know how to operate a motor vehicle.

 

Sounds about right.
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no, I did, hence the "try".

 

Hmm not IME. Different folk like different treatment though.

'Hog

 

Different, er, strokes for different folk.