You know it's wrong but.....

I've been told that before.

 

All that singing and intonation would do my head in.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, darsy amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

 

I *used* to see her a fair bit and always said Hi and had a wee chat
everytime we met.
We sponsor a touring car team, she used to do the ITV coverage.
Last few races have been taken over far less attractive presenter I'm
afraid.
If I see her at Silverstone or Brands then I'll try for a phone number....
;-)

 

Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in either
direction, have absolutely zero appeal.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Yep, I think I can agree with that. Anything else?

There's a legitimate reason for asking, BTW.

I'm a nosey bastard.

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and Ducati Race Engineer.

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Sure, but the tone of the conversation seemed to be about the woman
being on the recieving end.

Actually, I know several blokes who say the idea of shagging a woman
up the arse doesn't have any appeal for them at all.

Oh come come - tell me you've never had a woman's finger up there.

 

er, fancy sponsoring a motorcycle endurance team?

Much obliged. Mention my good points.

 

Oh, ok - I was worried you didn't have a genuine reasons for a mo.

 

I've had a woman's tongue up there. Bit of a difference between a
finger or a tongue and a dirty great dildo...

 

...... and this has what to do with motorcycles ?

 

Good job.. successful racing career..

 

I had other plans.

 

It is *wrong* isn't it? I can't help myself.

 

Whereas Charlie being a bit chunky and not all that attractive to boot
is totally inside IMHO.

 

Only for being married to Nigella Lawson and having cancer.

 

You dirty puppy.

http://www.theheads.demon.co.uk/carryonimages/Video Cam/2000-11-05 Liz Fraser.jpg

 

She's chunky, she's skinny can you lot not make up your minds. Nothing
wrong with big noses. Anyway I thought the point was that they weren't
*that* attractive but you still would.

Which CBeebies presenter. I always comment to the SO that Sue (don't
know her surname) looks dirty to me with that knowing twinkle in her
eye. The retort is usually that I still haven't forgotten the rumours
about Michella Strachan.

 

It's a living, I suppose. What are the hours like?