You never see a black motorcyclist

Has anyone ever noticed you hardly ever see a black person on a motorbike?
I don't know if this is because they'd rather play baseball, go mugging or
take heroin.
Seriously though you hardly ever see them on motorbikes, why is that?

 

I heard that they don't like having their photo taken incase it steals their
soul.
More likely they don't want their photo to end on crimewatch.
Perhaps they think motorbikes are some sort of black magic.

 

That you tube link is a classic example that blacks can't ride bikes.
I know lots of white bikers but none black.
Lets have a little survey are there any black bikers on the boards?
Or do you know of any black bikers?

 

What is behind you doesn't matter.

 

I know one black biker who lives about 30 miles from me. He's effortlessly
fast, whole orders of magnitude quicker than me, and a seriously nice guy.

So I guess you're full of shit.

 

You've not met me then.................................You Twat!

Shame I don't deliver to your area, I would shit in your curry and piss on
your rice you racist tosser

 

There are plenty around my area on everything from small learner bikes
up to Gixxers and R1s. They are in the minority, granted, but they are
a significant minority so you're talking BS.

 

lots commute on the a13 east india dock road, including one chap who's
managed to run a cagiva mito as a commuter daily for at least two years -
kudos. there is also a significant proportion of women, although the
national stereotype of fat bald beardy pasty middle-aged bloke is
probably still in the lead.

 

Rumple Foreskin wrote...

Plenty around here - Cnetral and Sarf Lundun. Mostly preferring the DAS
route, and usually with a charmingly naive predisposition towards Ducatis.

How come you never see a troll come out from under their bridge?

 

Most trolls do.

 

Oh, I know it's a troll and as they want a reactionary reply, I thought
I'd just reply with fact & reason instead. I was feeling benevolent.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Did you think?

I rated it as dull and obvious. 1/10.

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Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

huzza for reason!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Oh right.

We really need a froup convention to denote post-modern irony. How about
we place pipe signs around the comment, as in:


|Nice troll, ****|

Does that work for you?

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I'd like to know how you would tell anyway. With my balaclava on under a
helmet I look surprisingly like a B&W Minstrel.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Yeah, I can see that.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I've got the reason - all I need now is the opportunity..

Phil

 

www.cartoonstock.com/directory/b/balaclavas_gifts.asp

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I don't get it.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400