Your ideal cafe?

Lozzo spoke thusly:

That's only my own tea collection I have that goal for, but I'm surprised
that someone remembered it.

However, a not too small variety of teas, which could change with the
season, would be a good idea for any cafe wanting to attract me as their
customer.

Kind regards,
Nikitta.

 

MEow says...

I don't ever remember anything, I'm famous for having ukrm's worst
memory. I do know how to google though:

http://www.zootle.net/afda/cgi/bio.cgi?nikitta-riber

That's the first hit you come to if you enter the name taken from the
email address in your headers.

Paging Ginge; This one's female, Scandinavian and awaiting your
question matey.

 

I thought you were famous for looking like The Proclaimers. Hang on, which
one are you again?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Where is this caff?

 

Wroughton - just t'other side of the M4 from Swindon.

 

porl says...

Average height, stunning good looks, dark hair, come to bed eyes and
large willy.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Is it up and running already? I'd have thought the best way (IMO & I've
not read most of this thread so I might be going UKTV) is to get people
in and then get feedback but I'd go with what a lot of others have said;
space, fresh tea/coffee and a clear menu. Oh, and for me, not have
everything dripping in grease if a fry up's your thing.

You could also have a dish of the day type thing like a chilli con carne
on Wednesdays or Shepherds Pie on a Friday sort of thing.

 

Ah, my mistake. thought you were that guy who loved 2 strokes and looked
like The Proclaimers.

#Aaaah_wud_walk_fa-ive_hoondred_maels_and_aaah_wud_walk_fa-ive_hoondred_mooer...

 

He's actually serious, folks.

 

Good strong tea, even stronger, fresh coffee (not instant) fresh cut bread
for bacon butties. Good bacon and meaty sausages, and (and this I feel
really strongly about) proper Heinz Tom sauce, Daddies AND HP brown sauce
in their own bottles on each table, NOT those sh**ty, Bas**ard little
plastic sachets that are both offensive and an utter pain to open.

Also clean and tidy and when you bring your kids in to introduce them to
proper 'Caff' food, you are not treated like you have crawled out from under
a rock.

Regards

Wildfrank

PS: and no flipping Grits!!

 

Aol, brother Ace; that lot wouldn't know a good pint if it sneaked up
behind and bit them on the arse.

 

Okay then, what is it?

 

Fortunately he (my lad) has now left school, and is pretty adept at looking
afterhimself in this respect.

When he was at first school it was an absolute nightmare, whilst the
majority of teachers were on side wrt adrenaline injector training, the head
teacher was not, which led to many confrontations (she was one of those who
really did not want any square pegs in her round holes). Still, in all the
years we have been dealing with this we have only ever had to use the
injector 3 times, the worst one being when he and I were cycling in the
middle of nowhere, and became engulfed in a swarm of wasps (he's allergic to
those too). Unfortunately I had forgotten the mobile phone on that one
occasion, so getting an ambulance organised was a bit tricky.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

It is currently a cafe, but still being run by the previous owner. SO
won't take over for at least a month, subject to being happy with the
claimed turnover, terms of the lease etc etc.

Shephards Pie on a Friday?!? Are you mad? Friday's fish day you fool!

 

I have a bottle of super-stuff, brought back from the grower in Chile.
Costs 40 bucks a litre, apparently, in the US. It's almost too good for
salad dressings. You just dip crusty bread in it and consume. Yum.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I thought you said she'd already bought it? A bit late to be worrying
about turnover now!

Anyway, let us know when and where it is and I'll pop in next time I'm
down that way. I do quite a good battered sausage

Forget Fridays then. Caffs are for meat eaters.

 

Loz, there's no point.. Scandanavians aren't half as prudish as the
brits, so the shock factor of asking "Are there any naked photographs of
you on the Internet?" is lost.

No, I think it's a question I should save for people who sound unhinged,
and slightly dangerous.

 

One pint of unreal ale coming up sir.

 

OK, 'bought' as in 'had an offer accepted'. She's got copies of the
books which appear to confirm the owners claims, but the accountant
still has to go through them, & the solicitor has to do all the stuff
solicitors do. The signing of contracts won't happen until that's all
done, much like buying a house.

Will do - bring lots of friends.

I'll make sure you're given a chair without cushions :-/

 

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