Your ideal cafe?

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Good luck!

Will do - Gonna have to find a few!

I don't go all the way in eateries. It scares the clientele.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ginge amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/commscentre/chat/index.php?c=reception

Seriously!

 

Champ said:

Just remember the communists don't drink Earl Grey...








Proper Tea is theft.

Boom Boom.

 

Obviously not.

I fell into that one.

 

Amusingly, it's somewhere near the A4, too.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon amazed us all with this pearl
of wisdom:

Swindon's only about an hour from here on a good day.

 

It's never a good day when you're going to Swindon.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Actually, you're right. The last time I went there it was foggy,
freezing and damp.

 

Hear, hear, round of applause for the ancient one.

 

mmmn healthy, bit of black pudding and a hazelnut whip to cover all
bases.

 

Heh, wish I had the time. The ones I do organise may well have a
different starting point though ;-) Actually they would anyway as not
only has the food in that Thief turned to shite, they haven't even been
able to feed us on the last two runs unless we hung around for an hour.
It was the same story with the last MV run I did - everyone ended up
going to Burger King instead ffs!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, FRanco Proctor amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Funnily enough, some of the best "transport cafés" I've eaten in have
been a burger van parked by the road. Good quality bacon, sausages and
proper thick sauce that comes in squeezy bottles. Opening those sachets
isn't so bad as the meagre portions contained within, the vinegar ones
aren't much better IMO.

If you're going to worry about theft of condiments, at least have a
paper bowl with a few dollops of sauce in.

Indeed. This is paramount. It gives the kids a good view of what can be
had in adulthood.

No grits!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, clot.1 amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I'm more worried about the vans!

 

Whinging Courier says...

My daughter Jessie used to love going to work with me if I had to drive
to Wheatley near Oxford, because we would always stop at a roadside
burger van and get her lunch there.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Sounds daft but it's a bonding experience and a good way to pass ten or
fifteen minutes with someone while you fill yer cake hole with good
wholesome grub.

Your Jessie sounds like a top chick.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, clot.1 amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

They haven't caught me (yet) but they're a lot harder to spot.

 

Whinging Courier says...

My Jessie rocks hugely, she's an absloute little darling.

 

There's a guy on the Brackmills Industrial Estate outside Northampton
who does a fresh omelette in a large bap. It's fucking sensational.

Beware is you go in an artic, though, because (unusually for and
industrial estate) there's couple of dead ends, and you'll have to
reverse back and find somewhere to jack it round.