Your ideal cafe?

Lightweight.

 

You can't tell me that you've never had a fag in your mouth.

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

Cane's already asked for a glory hole

 

Hello you too. I'm always here, but fortunately have little to add to
most of the OT crapola that's spouted.

Sounds like fun. You going solo, or with a group?

 

Well OK - but at least it'd be nice if the staff were at least aware of
allergies, including the people serving you being aware of what actually
goes in the food (e.g. 'does the sauce contain wheatflour or cornflour'
often gets blank stares.

 

On Mon, 23 May 2005 19:08:43 +0100, "Dan L"

How about oven chips? It's a step in the right direction.

<snip>

 

Are you fucking sure? It sounded like it was gonna be a pub full of
poofs all hoping to blow me, before mincing round Wales proclaiming
their gayness to all and sundry.

Anyway, free most weekends atm if you feel like a shag^H^H^H^H bimble.

 

Is this still OT for the Caff?

 

Glory holes scare me. One never knows who might be on the other side.

 

Cammo emerged from their own little world to say

With a group of mainly strangers. I have a mate who organises tours. We
have an arrangement when there's a cancellation. So far I've had discounted
trips to Burgundy in 2001, Lake Garda in 2003 and now Croatia.

I'd never get to do the trips any other way. I don't like going solo and I
can never get bike riding mates to commit to such a trip.

I don't know the reason for this vacancy but for the Lake Garda trip the
rider was T-boned by a London bus 2 weeks before departure. He had paid for
the trip but the silly sod did not have any insurance as he didn't think he
needed to get it until a few days before departure. He was very grateful
when I gave him about 60% of the holiday cost.

 

Not serving economy deep fried sausages that contain nowt but lips beaks 'n
assholes... That'd be a start. Don't want to sound like that Jamie bloke but
some caff food is ferkin uneatable...

 

Good, strong coffee.

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Hehe, I kinda did that when I bought the Pet business, although I do know a
bit about animals. Excellent Customer Service is the one thing that really
stands out for us, we always spend time with the customers and it keeps them
coming back, that and the good staff I seem to have at the mo. There's a
lack of good customer service almost everywhere just now and its always
refreshing to go somewhere that is keen to have you as a customer.

Good luck ) and if I can help in anyway give me a shout at jen at
poshpawsonline dot co dot uk I'm just catching up with email atm tho, been
caught by this flu bug thing!

 

I don't think Cane would care very much to be honest. Just so long as
he's got a mouthful.

 

I think I feel ill.

 

In a cafe? forget the good bit. Prolly the strong bit too.

 

Let me know when you're free. I can't remember Wessie having a pink

I'm down West Wales this weekend but anytime after that. I'll email you when
I'm back. Can you sort the route?

 

hmm.. "Cafe Munch" and all those suggestions about pole dancing might give
people the wrong idea.

My idea is that you stick an old clapped out Beezer out front and prop up
some old lady in leathers inside with a big mug of tea.

Best of Luck - Mike 61/2

 

You really expect a server to know the difference? Or care?
People with allergic tendancies are a very small % of the population
and expecting minimum wage servers to give a flying **** about
cornflour is expecting too much.
I'm convinced a large % of this allergic reaction stuff is
psychosomatic anyway.

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A gimmick is good. Only employ staff with big noses and call it Hooters.