Your ideal cafe?

Grimly Curmudgeon emerged from their own little world to say

I like your idea better. Perhaps there's a niche market awaiting?

 

Quite.

 

Apart from acceptable quality and sufficient quantity so that someone
feels they've had a decent meal, why not go for just a couple of meals
which are different e.g. nasi goreng - cheap and filling

decent music,

not too much clutter and memorabilia

zimmer frames

 

No music, so you can talk to people and not have to shout.

Eh?

 

Abso fukkinlutely

 

http://www.randomimage.us/24466.html

 

Mmmmm... breakfast.

 

They could hire Bear to sit in the window with a cricket bat to watch
the bikes.
--
Mike

SV650
UKRMMA#22
Skype: muddycat

 

So they get your custom, but its rare.

I didn't say all, but there is a lot of bandwagon jumping going on.
I got a letter from my boys' school asking us not to send them to
school with any type of nut in their school lunches, as a new pupil
had a nut allergy. No1 son wanted peanut butter sandwiches every day
for weeks. He got them.

--
ColonelTupperware,
spouting bollocks on Usenet since 1997
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Oven chips really suck, when a full on greasefest is required, they are not
a patch on proper deep fried chips.

I s'pose sunflower oil is a step in the right direction, rather than lard.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

I hope he doesn't want an economy sausage at the café.

 

Ah. A Discworld Cafe Fan.

 

I'm waiting for the posting saying that your boy has been bullying
another boy by chasing him with a peanut sandwich....

But yes, absolutely - tell them to **** off.

 

er, ok

whaaaa...??? NONONONONO!

 

NTL or whatever.
bikers, after all, have time to smoke while admiring the machinery
decorating the bikepark.

 

yes!
much as i love music... no, *because* i love music.

 

and for that, you'll need proper live music

 

A peanut's not a nut - it's a legume, so you were complying, anyway.

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<dusts down Raider II>

<plays a tune>

<remembers why it was dusty in the first place>

Ah... paging Champ.

 

non shiny bog paper.

Oh you might laugh! In the 'ladies' at the old Hong Kong Police club they
had sheets of 'pre-copied' A4 paper . . . . . .