Your ideal cafe?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Krusty, May 23, 2005.

  1. Krusty

    Owen Guest

    Visor cleaning kit by the helmet shelves (clearly labelled)...
    A happy willingness to fry the eggs the way I like them, as opposed to
    grudgingly... No more A40 Englands Rose for me, it went downhill after
    changing hands...
    Cleanliness, friendly service, politeness, paper to read if I'm on my
    own...

    Good luck... :)
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    Owen, May 24, 2005
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  2. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    What are the roads like as a matter of interest in that general part of the
    world [1]? I'm going to Slovenia soon and I'm somewhat concerned they'll be
    rather good and give me silly ideas about riding a bike down there at some
    point :)



    [1] I know that's rather vague as the economies, and therefore road
    building, is wildly different between very near countries.
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
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  3. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    You would go hungry then as BearChef has moved premises :)
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  4. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    You left out "freshly ground"

    I'm not much of an anti-capitalist, but the whole "must get a morning
    freshly ground moccalattechino in a stupid plastic/styrene cup[1] that
    always has words about how wonderful and fresh it is on it" winds me up no
    end as a sign of a relatively anal society.

    But that's just me.


    [1]Give starbucks their due, they only tell you it's hot - they don't try
    and market it even more.
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  5. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    This doesn't sound like a location that will inspire 'bikers' to visit it
    .... :)
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  6. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    Could be a trend setter then.

    <hypothetical, flogging of old horse etc>
    As a question, would you (as a smoker) accept it if it farted in your face
    whilst you were eating your food?
    </h,foohe>
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  7. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    *cough* Red Lion *cough*
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  8. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    Hot air dryers with the moveable air flow are a godsend on a winters day
    when your hands and face have gone numb.
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  9. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    You could say the same about a bus station in the middle of
    Abergavenny... ;-)
     
    Krusty, May 24, 2005
  10. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    Olive oil.

    You could buy your Pole a huge bottle of oil and a fryer (they're only about
    £40 aren't they?) and ask her nicely to do you proper chips ;-)
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  11. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    Please please please dont' let her make her cafe like the bus station at
    Abergavenny.
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  12. Krusty

    ogden Guest

    There's a difference between having a menu with a good cooked breakfast
    on it, and one that consists entirely of "sausage and chips. sausage
    egg and chips. sausage egg and beans. egg and chips. egg and beans."

    The best cafés are those which attract a good cross-section of society,
    because everyone (except Champ) knows good, simple, food when they see
    it. A skanky 60s greasy spoon with chips, chips, chips and a ten gallon
    tureen of Typhoo isn't going to be a big winner with the average office
    worker.

    Basically, your desires are a bit shit, mate.
    Point the first: It's not hard to make a capuccino
    Point the second: It's not hard to boil up some pasta or grill a pizza
    Point the third: You are a know-nothing.
    <makes note for future venture: be sure to play jazz (or any other music)
    in any cafe I ever own>
     
    ogden, May 24, 2005
  13. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    Exactly - brekkie at Wroughton, a hoon down across the Plain, then
    lunch at the Lion - what could be nicer!

    Actually it would be nicer if the Red Lion wasn't the wasp sanctuary
    from hell. I've lost count of the number of times I've had to abandon
    my food & go running across the car park, screaming like a girl &
    flapping my arms around my head like a mong on acid.
     
    Krusty, May 24, 2005
  14. The Mrs and I bought a small hotel 4 or so years ago with no previous
    catering experience, and found the learning curve a bit on the steep side.
    If you think it might be useful, mail me directly and I will happily wax
    lyrical on our experiences of feeding people for money.
     
    Kevin Lambert, May 24, 2005
  15. Krusty

    frag Guest

    dwb scribbled:
    I did too. Well spotted.
    You're not alone. I avoid the coffee houses, hitting SubWay or some
    similar fresh sub/roll making place and a cuppa fresh ground/made
    coffee. I mean, isn't good food rarer than good coffee?
     
    frag, May 24, 2005
  16. Krusty

    dwb Guest

    I like Starbucks - they're no where near as pretentious as some other
    hains - and you can still buy filter coffee. Plus their food isn't
    prepacked.
    You were doing so well until you mentioned Subway as somehow being better
    (unless I've misunderstood).

    And no, good food is very easily available, as is good coffee - but it may
    require either more effort or the spending of more money.
    For lunch today I have something that cost about 23p but I had to make it
    myself. No dodgy ingredients, tastes nice etc.
     
    dwb, May 24, 2005
  17. Krusty

    porl Guest

    What's wrong with Subway?!
    That's because you're poor. Food probably tastes pretty good when you're
    really hungry.
     
    porl, May 24, 2005
  18. Krusty

    Chris Soanes Guest

    Then may I suggest that food retail may not be your ideal choice of career?

    Tiff
     
    Chris Soanes, May 24, 2005
  19. Krusty

    Ace Guest

    Which tastes like piss. All over the world there are hotels which
    proclaim "We proudly brew Starbucks coffee" which is surely one of the
    most blatant contradictions in terms ever to have (dis)graced the pen
    of a marketing droid.

    At the weekend I did have occasion to try a 'Caffe Nero' and was quite
    surprised to find it distinctly palatable, although they need to work
    on smaller/more concentrated espressos for tha 'real' italian jobby.
    Not bad at all, though.
    Prolly do better coffee, but they should get someone to redesign their
    bread.
    In the UK? You're 'avin' a girraffe, aintcha?

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    Ace, May 24, 2005
  20. Route? Dave and Bruce know about routes.

    Bad Aussie joke follows. You have been warned :)

    A few months ago they were having a couple of cold ones in a QLD bush
    hotel. Dave was really excited.

    "G'day, mate. How ya goin'?"

    "Good, mate. You?"

    "Mate. I got a job next month driving a big mob down from Goondiwindi
    to Cootamundra. They're paying top rate and I need a few drovers. You
    interested?"

    "Dunno, mate. What route are you taking?"

    After some thought...

    "I reckon I'll take the missus. Yeah. She's been real good the last
    few years and she stuck by me in the drought. Yeah... She'd probably
    like a trip."

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    Richard.

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    Richard Sherratt, May 24, 2005
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