You've got to laugh.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Beav, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. Beav

    Beav Guest

    A pal of mine (well more an acquaintance really) recently bought himself his
    first ever bike (and I use the term advisedly) after passing his DAS. A
    Harley Sportster 883.

    I told him he "probably" didn't make the best choice as he'd not be made
    REALLY welcome by the sprotbikers OR the hard core Harleyisti.

    "Not a problem, I'm not into the Harley thing" says he. A month down the
    line and he's flogged the Sportster 883 and bought himself a fucking
    Heritage Softail, joined the local Harley "chapter" (or whatever the ****
    it's called) and now he's dropped the bike and couldn't lift the bugger back
    up. Obviously a "Motor Company" tat next eh?

    Anyway, that'll teach him to be a fucking short arse.


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    Beav, Apr 2, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Even for someone who's just an acquaintance, surely the decent thing would
    be to teach him the correct technique for picking the thing up?

    <thinks>

    Nah, it's a Harley. Leave it where it is.
     
    platypus, Apr 2, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    My thoughts exactly. Anyway, he's as hard as nails.

    Actually, let me re-type that.... Anyway, he's a fucking hairdresser.


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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    Hole in petrol tank+match?

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Apr 3, 2008
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